rachg82: (Default)
[personal profile] rachg82
I'm sorry for going AWOL on you guys for so long, but I've been going through a lot these past few weeks, and I spent the last nine days in medical detox/inpatient treatment where there was no internet access. I plan on posting an entry talking about that later (hopefully by tomorrow, if not today), but in the meantime I wanted to recognize my LJ's 14th anniversary, which took place on 9/12. 14 years is a hell of a long time, and some of you have been with me from the beginning, so I wanted to celebrate that by taking a look back. Usually I do this sort of thing with quotes, but this time I decided to mix things up by choosing subject headings from over the years which made me either laugh or at least smile. I've also included a few photos throughout to keep things visually interesting.



2002:

9/13/02: "Spontaneity sucks monkey balls"

9/19/02: "Kiss my oompa loompa ass, fashion industry!"



***

10/2/02: "It's NAKED TIME!"

10/11/02: "President Bizatch Bush is wiggety, wiggety wack, yo!"

10/21/02: "Time to break out ye olde menstruation huts again"

***

11/10/02: "Bam! You've got genital diabetes!"

***

12/1/02: "If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?"

12/15/02: "We are Oompa Loompady screwed"

12/31/02: "We're gonna have a dog, and he's gonna poopie in the front lawn"

2003:

1/24/03: "Gilbert, get out of the fire!"



***

2/23/03: "The Department of Homeland Security: Working hard, to help you crap your pants"

***

3/1/03: "Let me tell you a little story about a man named SHHH!"

3/10/03: "Does God have feet?"

3/26/03: "Cracker, whaaa? And I was like, cracker please!"

3/30/03: "Happy people make my ass twitch"

***

4/30/04: "Robitussin? Non-narcotic, sissy pansies!"

***

5/15/03: "Give up, and admit you're an asshole. You would be in some good company."

***

7/7/03: "It's too damn hot for penguins to be runnin' around"

***

11/22/03: "America: We Wash Our Asses"

***

12/16/03: "I'll take "anal bum cover" for 600, Trebek"

2004:

1/8/04: "This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy"

1/15/04: "Try the Hot Pockets, they're breathtaking"

***



2/22/04: "Titties and tatertots don't mix!"

***

3/25/04: "I'm herpes, and I'll see you in Hell, motherfuckers"

***

4/8/04: "What I lose in financial aid, I gain in testicles"

***

5/3/04: "Take care of those titties!"

5/20/04: "Yeah, I farted. Jealous?"

***

6/5/04: "She: Jodie Foster's foster child on a Payless budget"

***

9/20/04: "This whole case is impossible!"

9/24/04: "This update's got a death curse!"

***

10/1/04: "Vodka's awesomw" (oh, dear)



2006:

6/12/06: "Fuck you, bitch. That's what stairs are for."

***

2009:

9/23/09: "God lives in London?"

9/26/09: "Check the sign, dude!"

***

12/24/09: "Do we have to keep talking about religion? It's Christmas!"

12/25/09: "But there's food & there's people & there's a burger with a face!"



(Sweet baby Jesus, poor Jen's sunburned face)

2010:

1/7/10: "Oh, television. If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right"

1/10/10: "Are you out of your British mind?"

***

3/23/10: "BSG: The "b" stands for bad-ass."

***

4/1/10: "Boooooooooooones, I've missed yooooooooou"

***

7/12/10: "Sooo I can shoot them"

***

12/9/10: "Bitches get stuff done"



2011:

1/3/11: "You say obsessed. I say highly invested."

1/20/11: "Welcome to the Tillamook Ice Creamatorium"

1/29/11: "Welcome to fucking Portland!"

***

2/19/11: "I believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning"

***

3/17/11: "Soylent Green is GLUTEN"

3/29/11: "This is how we Montell Jordan"

***

5/11/11: "Uh-huh, okay, whassup...SHUT UP"

***

7/3/11: "You haven't seen my drawer of inappropriate starches?"

7/6/11: "Father, I had a feeling today." "Well, don't, son."

7/13/11: "Um, what a journal should be is a document of misery"

***

8/9/11: "Tortoises & gay"

8/16/11: "Give me ridiculousness or give me death"

8/19/11: "Who puts their dog on a pole like a stripper?"

***

10/7/11: "Activia is filled with tiny ghosts...whose purpose is to scare the poop out of you"

10/10/11: "Gus, don't be a myopic chihuahua"

***

11/11/11: "Everybody stop! Let's acknowledge that the chief is wearing leopard print."

11/12/11: "What are you gonna do without tides, Peru?"



2012:

2/13/12: "A dandy hobo has a home in Portland."

***

3/2/12: "You'd better check yourself before you Trebek yourself"

3/16/12: "It's about competition and seething hatred"

***

4/30/12: "I'm not gonna RuPaulogize"

***

5/3/12: "Jimmy left his Slip-N-Slide on the roof"

5/15/12: "Givin' a shit when it ain't your turn to give a shit"

***

7/25/12: "You're in my fantasy -- you cannot tell me what to wear"



2013:

3/13/13: "The hills are alive with the sound of my fangirling"

***

5/4/13: "Hot dogs of unusual lengths and gladiatorial justice"

5/11/13: "The liberal gluten-free agenda is turning our dogs lesbian"

5/27/13: "Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?"

2014:

5/3/14: "You "heart" me? What is that, like "I love you" for pussies?"

***

12/6/14: "God, grant me the serenity to deal with other people seeking serenity."

2015:

5/16/15: "Panic! But not at the disco."

***

7/16/15: "Back to your regularly scheduled midlife crisis"

***

9/27/15: "Did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my ass?"

***

10/7/15: "Can you hop off the spectrum for a sec?"

10/23/15: "Ben Carson, get off Hitler's dick"

***

12/6/15: "What's next? Locusts?"

12/13/15: "There's a book! There's a plane! There's ALPHA CENTAURI!"

2016:

4/12/16: "This lady train's comin' down the tracks"

4/19/16: "Tick-the-fuck-Tock"

***

8/30/16: "Butterflies with facial hair"

***

From:
Anonymous( )Anonymous This account has disabled anonymous posting.
OpenID( )OpenID You can comment on this post while signed in with an account from many other sites, once you have confirmed your email address. Sign in using OpenID.
User
Account name:
Password:
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
Subject:
HTML doesn't work in the subject.

Message:

 
Notice: This account is set to log the IP addresses of everyone who comments.
Links will be displayed as unclickable URLs to help prevent spam.

August 2017

S M T W T F S
  12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223 242526
2728293031  

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios