Damn yooooou, EZ Boards!

I want my meta back! Stupid server upgrades.

I like how I procrastinate like it's going out of style. I should've walked up to the cleaner's today, to get my new pants hemmed, but did I? Nope. My excuse? Um, it looks like it could rain? And I don't want to risk the pants getting wet, inside the bag? Yeah, that works. I'll go with that.

And now, it's time for me to go to work. I think I'm just going to visualize the imaginary Sears that dosidella and I have thought up, while I'm there. It involves hockey players slamming into snotty customers, and me skating up in a figure skating uniform, and whacking them in the knee, Nancy Kerrigan style. Oh, and there's an awesome janitor named Lupe, who don't take no shit. She shows those fucking customers who's boss, by throwing their ass in her trashcan, and wheeling them away (as she sings Spanish folk songs, of course). And of course the random Tiny Toons characters, which run around and generally wreak havoc. It's good times!