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My head thinks it's going to order me around, and make me go to bed, but it's got another thing coming! You hear that, head? I laugh at your pitiful attempts! I spit on this "migraine"! *spits* See?
Hee. Okay, I'm nuts. Every once in a while, though, I just get so sick of giving into my headaches and lying down and all, that I just want to rebel and say to Hell with it. Like, "fuck you, head! You didn't bother me enough already today? Those three excedrin weren't enough for you? Kiss my white, flabby ass! I'm staying up! That's right! If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!" Heh, like I have to show the head who's boss here, you know.
Stupid head. Stupid trolls and their stupid conspiricies. I have told you all about the trolls, haven't I? I used to have this joke with a friend of mine about trolls (although they were more like little gnome dudes, but we called them trolls) who lived in our bodies and conspired with our various organs and body parts to try and like bring us to ruin, basically. They wear lederhozen, smoke cigars, and yodel occasionally, as well. They get together and have little meetings, discussing how much they hate me, and which organs they still have to convince to get in on the mission.
Heeeee. Okay, that still makes me laugh. I mean, come on! Gnomes! In your body! And they have pointer sticks! All right, whatever, guess you had to be there. Heh.
( Speaking of the trolls, they have totally gotten the hair on their side. )
Hee. Okay, I'm nuts. Every once in a while, though, I just get so sick of giving into my headaches and lying down and all, that I just want to rebel and say to Hell with it. Like, "fuck you, head! You didn't bother me enough already today? Those three excedrin weren't enough for you? Kiss my white, flabby ass! I'm staying up! That's right! If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!" Heh, like I have to show the head who's boss here, you know.
Stupid head. Stupid trolls and their stupid conspiricies. I have told you all about the trolls, haven't I? I used to have this joke with a friend of mine about trolls (although they were more like little gnome dudes, but we called them trolls) who lived in our bodies and conspired with our various organs and body parts to try and like bring us to ruin, basically. They wear lederhozen, smoke cigars, and yodel occasionally, as well. They get together and have little meetings, discussing how much they hate me, and which organs they still have to convince to get in on the mission.
Heeeee. Okay, that still makes me laugh. I mean, come on! Gnomes! In your body! And they have pointer sticks! All right, whatever, guess you had to be there. Heh.
( Speaking of the trolls, they have totally gotten the hair on their side. )