Your icon is so perfect for this entry. Just insert "Wack" for "crack."

Is it weird to have a rearview mirror on your desk, though? Like, kind of paranoid looking & crazy-ish? I suppose I could just say it's because I have an overly sensitive startle-response, which is actually true. Ooh, and if I have headphones by then, that would also give me an excuse, yes? As I wouldn't be able to hear people approaching.