I'm not sure if I'm even capable of writing something that could be described as "short." It's like fate handed me the oompa loompa short height & was all, "that's it. You've met your quota. Everything else about you will be long."

I was talking about doing a comment fic challenge with TT a while back! That was for crack!fic, but still. We could combine it. Mmm, cracky!porn.