Gee, I'm being very chatty this weekend, aren't I?

What Was Your PastLife?

Take the Purrsonality Quiz!
Hmph, well. I talked about volcanoes today! That's something other than me! But, hey, cool, I get to be the snooty, upper-class kitty. Hee. Although we all know tabbies are where it's at (gotta remain loyal to Tabbers).

Who are you?
Sadly, my honkie-ness prevents me from fulfilling my dreams of having locks. Heh. I can't really see me being boxed into any "label," but hey, whatev. However, I do not pretend to understand eastern beliefs! Hmph. I AM ALL-KNOWING! Hee. Okay, no. Duh, I'm an American raised by an agnostic, and a whatever-suits-her-mood-at-the-time Mom; I've done some personal study of those belief systems, and taken a class or what have you, but I don't presume to be an expert on religions that are thousands of years older than me through those things alone. Pfft. Teenagers.
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Was I the only one annoyed by the spelling mistakes in those quizzes, too? I was so the cynical old bitch, taking those. Like "Alot? Sigh. And, ugh, t-shirts with obnoxious phrases on them? Avril as punk? I need a drink." Heh. I'm going to be a kick-ass, crotchety old woman someday!
On another random note, I hate when quizzes ask you what colors you'll wear. Damn color-phobes! I am not afraid to expand my color horizons! Hee. In other words, I'm open to any color I think complements me, and can go well with other things. I'll wear dark greens, pastel pinks, deep reds, light blues, light greens, light purples, dark purples, black, whatever. I may pass a color by, but only because it doesn't flatter me maybe, not because "I don't do pink." Like the color represents a whole way of being, or something. Heh.
It's funny when I go shopping with my sister, because she's one of those color-phobic people. I mean, certain colors she'll wear, but she's all stubborn about which ones. Same with various cuts and styles. I'll show her something that I think would look good on her, and she won't even try it on! Hell, I'll at least try something on, if there's a chance it'll look good on me. As long as it's not with Mom, and it's totally hideous. Trying something on alone can't hurt, and you never know if something will surprise you by looking better on you than you expected. But does Corinne listen? Nooooo. So stubborn. Then she complains about how she owns nothing cute, and comes over and steals my clothes. Like "You have so much cute stuff. I have nothing!" Woman! If you'd let me boss you around at the mall, maybe we wouldn't be standing here! Yeah, you think about that!" Hee. I'm so an enabler. "Just listen to me, and spend lots of money!"
My stepmom's the same way. She's always complimenting me on my clothes, but when I've gone shopping with her, she stuck to what was safe. Wouldn't branch out, and consider suggestions from me or Kyle, or the salespeople. Tried with all my might to get her to give up the tapered jeans, and get some bootlegged ones, but noooo. She was like "These are tight! My butt looks too big!" and I asked "Are they too tight, like uncomfortable?" and she said "Well, no. They actually are comfortable. But I don't know. Shows off the butt too much, maybe when I lose weight." I was all "Maria, the baggyish tapered jeans make you look more pear-shaped than the tight-ish bootlegged ones! Am I right, Kyle? *Kyle nods* And, come on now! Everyone enjoys a good bah dunk a dunk dunk!" Heeee. Okay, so I didn't say the "bah dunk a dunk dunk" part, but that song wasn't out yet then. Tracy Morgan said it on SNL tonight, though, so I had to stick it in. But I said something similar! But, alas, she did not listen. Ah, well. It'd be cool, as long as she was comfortable and happy with her clothes now, but she isn't. Just too insecure to try new things. Eh, I'll break her eventually. *cracks knuckles* Heh.
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