1st
15:23

I blame you for the moonlit sky

- 2 comments

3rd
04:06

I'd rather chill, for real

- 6 comments

4th
00:30

Has anyone seen my mojo?



6th
23:39

Punch, punch, punch, punch

- 3 comments

13th
21:39

Shoulda' kept the freak bitch off my canopy

- 6 comments

15th
03:46

Fiddler, please

- 6 comments

12:49

PSA from your friendly neighborhood Grammar Nazi

- 11 comments

21:50

A burger for your ass

- 4 comments

17th
05:16

Go, Abed, go! Before people sex one another!

- 4 comments

18:51

You're like a unicorn

- 12 comments

21st
02:45

All your messiahs came from my womb

- 8 comments

19:47

Sleep like your bed is on fire, 'cause it just might be.

- 2 comments

22nd
01:15

We can do this one more 'gain

- 37 comments

24th
16:08

Smile to keep the sky from falling down, down, down

- 9 comments

25th
03:42

It's nighttime all the time

- 4 comments

26th
03:45

Life disappearing because no one is watching

- 6 comments

21:15

1,000th post, AND WHAT

- 9 comments

27th
23:39

What's he gonna win when he wins?

- 12 comments

29th
03:31

You can't get to Heaven in your Sunday best

- 11 comments