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Dec. 8th, 2002
Always down for some, some, some
Dec. 8th, 2002 04:24 amI forgot to mention this earlier, but someone took a piss in our fitting room for the like the second time in the last two weeks, tonight. This time they actually peed on a dress, then left it on one of the portable folding tables. Niiice.
And the thing is, this doesn't surprise managers. They say it's happenned dozens of times. Dude. What is wrong with people? I think I'll just stick with my "They must be completely out of their mind" theory. Because "Well, I could go to the restroom. . .but it's so far away! Ah, fuck it. *unzips pants*" is just no.
Heh, just NO.
Hey! I just realized I haven't told some of you this other story of mine too, probably. Yay, story-time! Hee. Right, so anyway, I used to work at Shitbuster (Blockbuster), and one day this other girl was opening the store and was getting the videos out of the drop box. She noticed a bad smell, but didn't really think much of it, because who smells poo in a store, and thinks "Perhaps someone took a dump?" She reached in and took out the video, and opened it to find that someone had taken a crap in the video box (and left a note!), and returned it. Unfortunately, she didn't read the note, because she was too busy flinging the box away from her and screaming. Heh. It couldn't have happenned to a more perfect (I know I just made grammar nazis the world over shudder in unison, muahaha) person, too. Good ole mormon girl, innocent and sweet. Am I an evil, sick, sick individual that I laughed hysterically at that, once I heard? Hee. But I mean, come on! How can you not laugh? They took a dump in the box, put a note in there! And returned it! They drove over to Blockbuster that morning and everything, to do it! Ha! I wonder if they were ticked about a late fee or something. I mean, how mad do you have to be, to think that up and actually do it? That is so funny. And so sick. So very sick. I shouldn't laugh. *lip quivers* Okay, I give in. Ha!
And the thing is, this doesn't surprise managers. They say it's happenned dozens of times. Dude. What is wrong with people? I think I'll just stick with my "They must be completely out of their mind" theory. Because "Well, I could go to the restroom. . .but it's so far away! Ah, fuck it. *unzips pants*" is just no.
Heh, just NO.
Hey! I just realized I haven't told some of you this other story of mine too, probably. Yay, story-time! Hee. Right, so anyway, I used to work at Shitbuster (Blockbuster), and one day this other girl was opening the store and was getting the videos out of the drop box. She noticed a bad smell, but didn't really think much of it, because who smells poo in a store, and thinks "Perhaps someone took a dump?" She reached in and took out the video, and opened it to find that someone had taken a crap in the video box (and left a note!), and returned it. Unfortunately, she didn't read the note, because she was too busy flinging the box away from her and screaming. Heh. It couldn't have happenned to a more perfect (I know I just made grammar nazis the world over shudder in unison, muahaha) person, too. Good ole mormon girl, innocent and sweet. Am I an evil, sick, sick individual that I laughed hysterically at that, once I heard? Hee. But I mean, come on! How can you not laugh? They took a dump in the box, put a note in there! And returned it! They drove over to Blockbuster that morning and everything, to do it! Ha! I wonder if they were ticked about a late fee or something. I mean, how mad do you have to be, to think that up and actually do it? That is so funny. And so sick. So very sick. I shouldn't laugh. *lip quivers* Okay, I give in. Ha!
Guess who bought willothewisps a Christmas present, tonight? That's right, me! I did some quick shopping during my lunch for my secret santa gift too, but didn't find what I was looking for. It's okay, though, because I'm sure I'll find something fitting its description somewhere in the mall.
( Work was all right. Couple ups, couple downs. So it evened out. )
willothewisps a Christmas present, tonight? That's right, me! I did some quick shopping during my lunch for my secret santa gift too, but didn't find what I was looking for. It's okay, though, because I'm sure I'll find something fitting its description somewhere in the mall.( Work was all right. Couple ups, couple downs. So it evened out. )