*gasp* You don't like Sex & the City? It's like single girl catnip to me. (see, I wouldn't be *giving* them as gifts. I'd be using them as projectile weapons. Single Girl's Revenge!)
Brennan needs a guy so Booth could get all jealous
I love that you're onboard with this now. Haha. Since Booth has a Mary Sue, I think Brennan needs one also. Some Amazing Anthropologist (*trumpets sound & a red carpet rolls out*) from her past who speaks five languages (talented ~linguistic~ abilities if you know what I mean. . .and I think you do) and has abs of steel. It can be totally fanfic, with him swooping in to wine & dine her and leave hickeys all over her neck, drive Booth insane, and then make a Wise & Pithy Monologue before leaving about how she's really meant to be with Booth, which of course Brennan will agree with. Then they'll split amicably. Obviously Hannah will have already left by then as well. Then Booth & Brennan can meet in the rain & make out.
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Date: 2011-01-23 06:03 am (UTC)Brennan needs a guy so Booth could get all jealous
I love that you're onboard with this now. Haha. Since Booth has a Mary Sue, I think Brennan needs one also. Some Amazing Anthropologist (*trumpets sound & a red carpet rolls out*) from her past who speaks five languages (talented ~linguistic~ abilities if you know what I mean. . .and I think you do) and has abs of steel. It can be totally fanfic, with him swooping in to wine & dine her and leave hickeys all over her neck, drive Booth insane, and then make a Wise & Pithy Monologue before leaving about how she's really meant to be with Booth, which of course Brennan will agree with. Then they'll split amicably. Obviously Hannah will have already left by then as well. Then Booth & Brennan can meet in the rain & make out.
TADA.