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cybernormal



You Are a Cybernormal!


You know how to find all the online action.

But you only respond if you have a strong attraction.

You've got to step up, if you want to get down or dirty.

Or you might not get laid again - until you're 30!



Are *You* a Cyberslut?


Heh. Good thing they didn't ask "Have you ever read fanfic involving two FBI agents, doing the nasty?" Not. . .that I have. . .or anything. . .

Hee. Except you know I have.

My Mom needs to learn how to walk downstairs, if she wants me. She yells my name, and I can't understand a word she's saying, and I don't feel up to doing this right now. . .

Her: Rachael! Blah blah blah!
Me: What?!
Her: I said blah blah blah!
Me: I can't hear a word you're saying!
Her: What?!
Me: Sigh!

I've told her before, if you want me, walk your happy ass down the stairs and talk to me like a normal person. Heh, she finally just did. She hates it when I do that (she'll be yelling my name, and I just won't answer, and pretend I don't hear her). Well, see? It works. I don't answer, and eventually she'll walk down.

Her and Joe are so fucking loud. They're talking to each other about random crap right now, but because it's them, they aren't really talking. They're yelling. My sister is loud too. My Mom even talks to no one, upstairs. She'll be up there, rambling away, like anyone's listening, and she'll even do that loudly. In fact, my Mom's whole family is like that. I swear, it's like living with that character Will Farrell played on SNL, who couldn't control the volume of his voice. When I talk to my sister on the phone, I swear, I have to hold the phone away from my ear. Joe is naturally loud too, and he's only gotten louder over the years, being in this family. And noise bugs me. So, I'm sitting here right now, all "shut uuuuuuuuuup!" Hee. In fact, I just yelled that, but of course no one paid attention.

Heh, oh well. It's not like I'm not loud too. I was always the one teachers singled out in class, all "shhh!" Even when others were talking. The teacher would be all "But your voice carries, so I hear you better." Um, okay. Heh. And I've had friends be all "Rachael, quiet." Hee. Like, when I'm going off on something, or talking and getting excited. They'll stop me and tell me to turn it down. I'll be all "Oops, my bad."

In other news, that cartoon I'm working on is looking pretty good. I swear, dosi, it will be done before we're ninety.
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