I'm more Aardsy than Aardsy!
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rachg82So, I had some enjoyable IM conversations today, and they're interesting only to me and the people I had them with, I'm sure, but look at me posting them anyway! Hee. Why? Because I can. Heh. No, this first one I found amusing, just because it shows how I'm surrounded my grammar nazis, with you people. And I used to think that I was a grammar nerd. Well, more like a spelling nerd, really. But I'm not incoherent, anyway, when it comes to my grammar. But, since befriending online people, I've realized I have the ability to make grammar nazis cry.
An underwater: You know, I could type this kid's paper so much faster if I didn't feel the need to correct the grammar. Really.
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: he's lucky to have you
An underwater: He is. Who needs MS Word's grammar check when they have me? Grammar check sucks anyway.
rachmarieg: yeah, it does!
An underwater: Like, every time you use the word "is," they're all, "That's a passive sentence!" Like, suck my cock, Microsoft.
rachmarieg: hee!
rachmarieg: i know
rachmarieg: they're always harassing me about long sentences
rachmarieg: i'm longwinded microsoft, suck it!
An underwater: Yes! They're like, "Extremely long sentences can be difficult to blah, blah, blah." Meanwhile, it's maybe 10 words. If you can't the heat, get the fuck out my kitchen, y'all.
rachmarieg: heh, thank you
rachmarieg: a lot of times, too, they'll be all "how aobut this?" and rearrange your sentence
rachmarieg: and it own't even make sense
rachmarieg: after they do it
An underwater: Yes! And they're always like, "You can't use the word 'woman'! That's gender-specific!" Microsoft is a crazy feminist. They all want you to say womyn, yo.
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: i don't think i remember them ever harassing me about saying woman
rachmarieg: but i rarely have the grammar check turned on
An underwater: Hee. I think that was maybe only in the old version (whatever version we had with Win95). I never use it, either, but it amuses me.
rachmarieg: yeah. i know bettter than to use grammar check. just makes me feel like an asshole
rachmarieg: heh
rachmarieg: it hates everything i write
rachmarieg: i'm all "take your prepositions and stick 'em up your ass, word!"
An underwater: Hee. And, you know, hi. I rephrase sentences as much as possible avoid ending in prepositions. I'm like, "No! A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence on." Heh.
rachmarieg: my edumacation wasn't too good, yo
rachmarieg: i don't even realy know what it means to end a sentence with a prepowhatever
An underwater: Hee. Well, I'm a grammar geek.
An underwater: Prepowhatever. That is too cute.
An underwater: What's something that is empty?
rachmarieg: hold on a sec
An underwater: Okay.
rachmarieg: dinner was ready, and i had to go write up a check for my mom, before she exploded or soemthing. heh
rachmarieg: what's something that is empty? h uh?
rachmarieg: and, hey! i'm a grammar geek too, i can't help it that my school district is a cheap bastard!
An underwater: Heh, aww. I taught myself things, dude. You'd be scared by how many usage guides I own. And how many grammar sites I have bookmarked.
rachmarieg: hmph. well.
An underwater: My school district(s) was (were) cheap, too.
rachmarieg: i try to teach myself things! sniff
An underwater: I'll teach you!
rachmarieg: whee!
An underwater: Lesson the First: Never end a sentence on a preposition.
rachmarieg: yeah, i got that
An underwater: Hee.
rachmarieg: good thing i don't know what i means
An underwater: That's a really antiquated rule, though.
rachmarieg: yeah, i've gotten that impression
rachmarieg: like, no one cares about it
rachmarieg: except you, and maybe jessica, hwo went on a rant about it, in the middle of a recap, once
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: that's how i first heard of them
rachmarieg: at least, mostly
An underwater: Hee. It's like the rule that says you're not supposed to start sentences with coordinating conjunctions.
rachmarieg: my writing teacher in college would all write "prep" at the ned of my sentenes, and i'd be like 'what?" and she'd say "dont' end sentences with preps" and i'd go "okay"
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: um, right
rachmarieg: don't knokw those either
An underwater: Hee. Basically, yeah, it only matters in formal essays.
An underwater: I am so sad right now.
rachmarieg: heh, shut up!
rachmarieg: you have no oven!
rachmarieg: haha
An underwater: I completely thought you were kidding about not knowing what a preposition is.
An underwater: Hee. Yeah, okay, there's that.
rachmarieg: you eat your bread plain, and have never gone camping!
An underwater: Coordinating conjuctions: and, but, so, for, nor, or, etc.
An underwater: Shh.
An underwater: I'm teaching here.
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: why? i mean, what does it matter?
An underwater: Prepositions: on, for, about, to, and a bunch more that I can't think of right now.
An underwater: BECAUSE IT MATTERS!
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: riiight
An underwater: Um, hello? Grammar whore here.
rachmarieg: you hump grammar in your dreams
An underwater: I live for this stuff.
An underwater: I do.
rachmarieg: oohhhh, prepositions
rachmarieg: you know what i like
An underwater: Yeah, I read the dictionary while masturbating. Got me.
rachmarieg: watch as you're makin' whoopie with someone someday, and yell "oooh, coodinating conjunctions!" in the middle
rachmarieg: your boyfriend's all "whoa"
An underwater: Hee!
An underwater: Dude, that would be hilarious.
rachmarieg: yeah, it would
rachmarieg: esp since it's this long term
rachmarieg: not like verbs
rachmarieg: verbs aren't as funny
An underwater: No. Gerunds are funny, though.
rachmarieg: um, i'm gonna make you cry more here
An underwater: Aww! You're killin' me here.
rachmarieg: gerunds? what are those? some kind of root?
rachmarieg: haha
An underwater: VERBAL PHRASES, BITCH!
An underwater: Don't mock my pain!
rachmarieg: heh
rachmarieg: freak
An underwater: Geek.
rachmarieg: me?
An underwater: No, me.
rachmarieg: i'm cool, i end sentences with prepositiosn!
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: cue entire world of grammar nazis groaning here
An underwater: Everybody's doing it!
rachmarieg: oh, the pain!
An underwater: Hee.
rachmarieg: hee, yeha, all the cool kids end their sentences with preps, jenna
rachmarieg: just smoke it
An underwater: I belong to the grammar_whores community on LJ. Fun!
An underwater: If all the cool kids shaved their heads and put ketchup in their eyes, would you do that, too? Huh? HUH?
rachmarieg: heh, come on man, it'll relax you, you'll see
rachmarieg: *cue picture of you going "okay" then a second later, screaming and jumping out a window*
rachmarieg: did you ever see that on snl?
An underwater: Um, no.
rachmarieg: oh, how it made me laugh
rachmarieg: you remember the chick from "mad about you"?
An underwater: No.
rachmarieg: the wife?
An underwater: No.
rachmarieg: do you even knw of the show?!
An underwater: No.
rachmarieg: oh my god
An underwater: Heh, I'm really trying to make you cry here.
rachmarieg: did you ever see castaway?
An underwater: I totally know. But this is fun.
rachmarieg: oh,you bastard
rachmarieg: haha
rachmarieg: okay, so she hosted snl, and they showed stuff from her early acting career, right?
rachmarieg: like, "before she was a star"
An underwater: Right.
An underwater: Okay.
rachmarieg: and one of them was this old, "just say no" type thing, for schools
rachmarieg: and in it, this guy was all trying to gether to do drugs, like "everyone does it, come oooon". and so she does. and a second later, it shows her screaming, and jumping out the window
rachmarieg: and they kept randomly showing her jumping throughoout the monologue
rachmarieg: i was like dying from laughter
An underwater: Hee! That is fabulous.
rachmarieg: so that's what would happen to you, when you say yes to ending sentences with preps
rachmarieg: haha
rachmarieg: "aggggggggggh!" as you fall
An underwater: Preps? You're such a dork.
An underwater: And that's entirely true.
rachmarieg: you shut your dirty mouth, grammar fucker
An underwater: Grammar is SEXY!
rachmarieg: and i mean that literally
rachmarieg: hee
An underwater: Mmm, gerunds.
rachmarieg: hee, this reminds me of how meg and i used to joke about trinomials being all sexy
rachmarieg: in math class. we'd be all "oooh, trinomials!"
rachmarieg: meanwhile the people sitting by us are like "riiight"
An underwater: Grr. Trinomials and I have been at war for years.
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: that's like me and fractions. and factoring. ooh, and theorems!
rachmarieg: oh, theorems
An underwater: Like, I could never fuck someone who ended sentences on prepositions. Almost really.
rachmarieg: suck my cock, theorems
An underwater: Theorems, I don't know what they are.
An underwater: I mean, I do, but I could fuck someone who didn't
Hee. Oohhhhh, prepositions!
This second one is just to show how eeeeeeevil![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
willothewisps is. We have what we like to call Cute!Wars, wherein we try to basically kill the other person with cuteness. It's frightening, really. (Oh, and by the way, Syd is our Koala bear. He dances, and giggles, and wears a little jacket and cap, with patches on them. And he thinks cookies solve everything)
o TinkerI3ell o: Dancing baby bears and one of them fell down and hurt his bottom and started to cry but Syd came over and gave him a cookie and now they're skipping and laughing.
o TinkerI3ell o: That would be a sneak- cute attack!
rachmarieg: haha!
rachmarieg: evil
rachmarieg: oh, man, holding hands?
rachmarieg: that's harsh
o TinkerI3ell o: yes, holding hands and swinging baskets with berries and flowers that they collected
rachmarieg: how about this: a kitten picking flowers, and a bunny comes up and helps. hten they go home and give the flowers to their mama
rachmarieg: ooh!
rachmarieg: look at the flower syncing!
o TinkerI3ell o: oh yeah well two little chimpunks are chasing each other around the trees and then one of them stops and offers the other one a nut and the other one takes the nut and blushes and kisses the other chipmunk then runs away
rachmarieg: hee!
rachmarieg: damn
rachmarieg: a puppy with long, floppy ears hopping around, and he trips over his own ears
rachmarieg: the slides on the kichen floor
o TinkerI3ell o: A kitten with a tail that is too big for him so he doesn't realize it's his tail so he chases it around and around until he gets dizzy and flops over, but then a pony comes by and picks him up and puts him on her back and carries him to a shady tree to take a nap with all sorts of cute animals, like field mice, and rabbits, and chipmunks, and raccons
rachmarieg: haha
rachmarieg: pooh bear with honey all over his face. giggling. and singing "bears love honey and i'm a pooh bear!" then rabbit comes over, sighing, and helps clean his face
o TinkerI3ell o: Snuffy, Big Bird, Grover, Tigger, and Piglet are all playing Hide and Seek and laughing and hugging
rachmarieg: care bears jumping around through a sprinkler in their little swimsuits. and going down a slip n' slide
o TinkerI3ell o: Smurfs working together to meet their communist goals.
rachmarieg: ha!
rachmarieg: okay, that one was just funny
o TinkerI3ell o: I try
rachmarieg: two bunnies, playing patty cake
o TinkerI3ell o: two puppies playing patty cake but one of them is missing a paw so he's sad he can't play right so Syd makes him a paw out of cookies but then the puppy eats it so Syd gives him a magic cookie and he grows a real paw
rachmarieg: that was sad
rachmarieg: a puppy without a paw!
rachmarieg: sniff
rachmarieg: a kid falls off her bike, and cries, and syd comes up and puts a bandaid ont eh boo boo, and makes the kid smile
o TinkerI3ell o: but it had a happy ending!
o TinkerI3ell o: a penguin decides that the arctic is too damn cold even for penguins and opens a sweater store.
rachmarieg: two penguins fall in love and have a big wedding
o TinkerI3ell o: a penguin and a polar bear are best friends all their live and then fall in love right before one of them is to be married much like a romantic comedy
rachmarieg: a kitten dressed up in a dress and hat
rachmarieg: in its own little apartment
o TinkerI3ell o: A ferret causing mischief. Oh what will he do next?
rachmarieg: a hamster in a tuxedo, and top hat
o TinkerI3ell o: a frog who wishes to be a broadway singer
rachmarieg: a kid gets lost in teh forest and a bear sees her, and comes and snuggles up by her to keep her warm throughout the night
o TinkerI3ell o: two birds pick up a chipmunk and fly him because he wanted to visit his chimunk family in another state for the holidays
rachmarieg: a kitten is drowning, and a dog swims over and saves it. then licks her clean, and takes her home to her family
o TinkerI3ell o: a little kitten is lost in a pumpkin patch but a kind owl helps him out and they all have a feast in the forest
rachmarieg: all the forest creatures havign a birthday party for the owl, involving tea and cake
o TinkerI3ell o: You're adorable little brother picking up the owl and looking at you and going "can we keep him, rach?"
o TinkerI3ell o: HA I used him against you
rachmarieg: ah, but is he a baby in this situation?
o TinkerI3ell o: he's 4
rachmarieg: evil! heh. mama cats knitting mittens for their kittens
o TinkerI3ell o: turtles with colds!
rachmarieg: my baby brother with chocolate all over his face!
o TinkerI3ell o: Baby Tink thinking that she would be a ballerina princess when she grew up!
rachmarieg: Baby Rachael thinking she wanted to be an artist or singer, but couldn't say her Rs, so she said "awtist and singah"
o TinkerI3ell o: DAMNIT!
rachmarieg: bwahaha!
o TinkerI3ell o: I can't beat that
rachmarieg: haha, SWEET
rachmarieg: good match
rachmarieg: hee
o TinkerI3ell o: good game. (bitch)
rachmarieg: hee!
rachmarieg: i'm so posting this on my lj, i hope you know
rachmarieg: we should share our evilness with the world
o TinkerI3ell o: heh,ok
Heh, muahaha!
An underwater: You know, I could type this kid's paper so much faster if I didn't feel the need to correct the grammar. Really.
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: he's lucky to have you
An underwater: He is. Who needs MS Word's grammar check when they have me? Grammar check sucks anyway.
rachmarieg: yeah, it does!
An underwater: Like, every time you use the word "is," they're all, "That's a passive sentence!" Like, suck my cock, Microsoft.
rachmarieg: hee!
rachmarieg: i know
rachmarieg: they're always harassing me about long sentences
rachmarieg: i'm longwinded microsoft, suck it!
An underwater: Yes! They're like, "Extremely long sentences can be difficult to blah, blah, blah." Meanwhile, it's maybe 10 words. If you can't the heat, get the fuck out my kitchen, y'all.
rachmarieg: heh, thank you
rachmarieg: a lot of times, too, they'll be all "how aobut this?" and rearrange your sentence
rachmarieg: and it own't even make sense
rachmarieg: after they do it
An underwater: Yes! And they're always like, "You can't use the word 'woman'! That's gender-specific!" Microsoft is a crazy feminist. They all want you to say womyn, yo.
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: i don't think i remember them ever harassing me about saying woman
rachmarieg: but i rarely have the grammar check turned on
An underwater: Hee. I think that was maybe only in the old version (whatever version we had with Win95). I never use it, either, but it amuses me.
rachmarieg: yeah. i know bettter than to use grammar check. just makes me feel like an asshole
rachmarieg: heh
rachmarieg: it hates everything i write
rachmarieg: i'm all "take your prepositions and stick 'em up your ass, word!"
An underwater: Hee. And, you know, hi. I rephrase sentences as much as possible avoid ending in prepositions. I'm like, "No! A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence on." Heh.
rachmarieg: my edumacation wasn't too good, yo
rachmarieg: i don't even realy know what it means to end a sentence with a prepowhatever
An underwater: Hee. Well, I'm a grammar geek.
An underwater: Prepowhatever. That is too cute.
An underwater: What's something that is empty?
rachmarieg: hold on a sec
An underwater: Okay.
rachmarieg: dinner was ready, and i had to go write up a check for my mom, before she exploded or soemthing. heh
rachmarieg: what's something that is empty? h uh?
rachmarieg: and, hey! i'm a grammar geek too, i can't help it that my school district is a cheap bastard!
An underwater: Heh, aww. I taught myself things, dude. You'd be scared by how many usage guides I own. And how many grammar sites I have bookmarked.
rachmarieg: hmph. well.
An underwater: My school district(s) was (were) cheap, too.
rachmarieg: i try to teach myself things! sniff
An underwater: I'll teach you!
rachmarieg: whee!
An underwater: Lesson the First: Never end a sentence on a preposition.
rachmarieg: yeah, i got that
An underwater: Hee.
rachmarieg: good thing i don't know what i means
An underwater: That's a really antiquated rule, though.
rachmarieg: yeah, i've gotten that impression
rachmarieg: like, no one cares about it
rachmarieg: except you, and maybe jessica, hwo went on a rant about it, in the middle of a recap, once
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: that's how i first heard of them
rachmarieg: at least, mostly
An underwater: Hee. It's like the rule that says you're not supposed to start sentences with coordinating conjunctions.
rachmarieg: my writing teacher in college would all write "prep" at the ned of my sentenes, and i'd be like 'what?" and she'd say "dont' end sentences with preps" and i'd go "okay"
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: um, right
rachmarieg: don't knokw those either
An underwater: Hee. Basically, yeah, it only matters in formal essays.
An underwater: I am so sad right now.
rachmarieg: heh, shut up!
rachmarieg: you have no oven!
rachmarieg: haha
An underwater: I completely thought you were kidding about not knowing what a preposition is.
An underwater: Hee. Yeah, okay, there's that.
rachmarieg: you eat your bread plain, and have never gone camping!
An underwater: Coordinating conjuctions: and, but, so, for, nor, or, etc.
An underwater: Shh.
An underwater: I'm teaching here.
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: why? i mean, what does it matter?
An underwater: Prepositions: on, for, about, to, and a bunch more that I can't think of right now.
An underwater: BECAUSE IT MATTERS!
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: riiight
An underwater: Um, hello? Grammar whore here.
rachmarieg: you hump grammar in your dreams
An underwater: I live for this stuff.
An underwater: I do.
rachmarieg: oohhhh, prepositions
rachmarieg: you know what i like
An underwater: Yeah, I read the dictionary while masturbating. Got me.
rachmarieg: watch as you're makin' whoopie with someone someday, and yell "oooh, coodinating conjunctions!" in the middle
rachmarieg: your boyfriend's all "whoa"
An underwater: Hee!
An underwater: Dude, that would be hilarious.
rachmarieg: yeah, it would
rachmarieg: esp since it's this long term
rachmarieg: not like verbs
rachmarieg: verbs aren't as funny
An underwater: No. Gerunds are funny, though.
rachmarieg: um, i'm gonna make you cry more here
An underwater: Aww! You're killin' me here.
rachmarieg: gerunds? what are those? some kind of root?
rachmarieg: haha
An underwater: VERBAL PHRASES, BITCH!
An underwater: Don't mock my pain!
rachmarieg: heh
rachmarieg: freak
An underwater: Geek.
rachmarieg: me?
An underwater: No, me.
rachmarieg: i'm cool, i end sentences with prepositiosn!
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: cue entire world of grammar nazis groaning here
An underwater: Everybody's doing it!
rachmarieg: oh, the pain!
An underwater: Hee.
rachmarieg: hee, yeha, all the cool kids end their sentences with preps, jenna
rachmarieg: just smoke it
An underwater: I belong to the grammar_whores community on LJ. Fun!
An underwater: If all the cool kids shaved their heads and put ketchup in their eyes, would you do that, too? Huh? HUH?
rachmarieg: heh, come on man, it'll relax you, you'll see
rachmarieg: *cue picture of you going "okay" then a second later, screaming and jumping out a window*
rachmarieg: did you ever see that on snl?
An underwater: Um, no.
rachmarieg: oh, how it made me laugh
rachmarieg: you remember the chick from "mad about you"?
An underwater: No.
rachmarieg: the wife?
An underwater: No.
rachmarieg: do you even knw of the show?!
An underwater: No.
rachmarieg: oh my god
An underwater: Heh, I'm really trying to make you cry here.
rachmarieg: did you ever see castaway?
An underwater: I totally know. But this is fun.
rachmarieg: oh,you bastard
rachmarieg: haha
rachmarieg: okay, so she hosted snl, and they showed stuff from her early acting career, right?
rachmarieg: like, "before she was a star"
An underwater: Right.
An underwater: Okay.
rachmarieg: and one of them was this old, "just say no" type thing, for schools
rachmarieg: and in it, this guy was all trying to gether to do drugs, like "everyone does it, come oooon". and so she does. and a second later, it shows her screaming, and jumping out the window
rachmarieg: and they kept randomly showing her jumping throughoout the monologue
rachmarieg: i was like dying from laughter
An underwater: Hee! That is fabulous.
rachmarieg: so that's what would happen to you, when you say yes to ending sentences with preps
rachmarieg: haha
rachmarieg: "aggggggggggh!" as you fall
An underwater: Preps? You're such a dork.
An underwater: And that's entirely true.
rachmarieg: you shut your dirty mouth, grammar fucker
An underwater: Grammar is SEXY!
rachmarieg: and i mean that literally
rachmarieg: hee
An underwater: Mmm, gerunds.
rachmarieg: hee, this reminds me of how meg and i used to joke about trinomials being all sexy
rachmarieg: in math class. we'd be all "oooh, trinomials!"
rachmarieg: meanwhile the people sitting by us are like "riiight"
An underwater: Grr. Trinomials and I have been at war for years.
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: that's like me and fractions. and factoring. ooh, and theorems!
rachmarieg: oh, theorems
An underwater: Like, I could never fuck someone who ended sentences on prepositions. Almost really.
rachmarieg: suck my cock, theorems
An underwater: Theorems, I don't know what they are.
An underwater: I mean, I do, but I could fuck someone who didn't
Hee. Oohhhhh, prepositions!
This second one is just to show how eeeeeeevil
willothewisps is. We have what we like to call Cute!Wars, wherein we try to basically kill the other person with cuteness. It's frightening, really. (Oh, and by the way, Syd is our Koala bear. He dances, and giggles, and wears a little jacket and cap, with patches on them. And he thinks cookies solve everything) o TinkerI3ell o: Dancing baby bears and one of them fell down and hurt his bottom and started to cry but Syd came over and gave him a cookie and now they're skipping and laughing.
o TinkerI3ell o: That would be a sneak- cute attack!
rachmarieg: haha!
rachmarieg: evil
rachmarieg: oh, man, holding hands?
rachmarieg: that's harsh
o TinkerI3ell o: yes, holding hands and swinging baskets with berries and flowers that they collected
rachmarieg: how about this: a kitten picking flowers, and a bunny comes up and helps. hten they go home and give the flowers to their mama
rachmarieg: ooh!
rachmarieg: look at the flower syncing!
o TinkerI3ell o: oh yeah well two little chimpunks are chasing each other around the trees and then one of them stops and offers the other one a nut and the other one takes the nut and blushes and kisses the other chipmunk then runs away
rachmarieg: hee!
rachmarieg: damn
rachmarieg: a puppy with long, floppy ears hopping around, and he trips over his own ears
rachmarieg: the slides on the kichen floor
o TinkerI3ell o: A kitten with a tail that is too big for him so he doesn't realize it's his tail so he chases it around and around until he gets dizzy and flops over, but then a pony comes by and picks him up and puts him on her back and carries him to a shady tree to take a nap with all sorts of cute animals, like field mice, and rabbits, and chipmunks, and raccons
rachmarieg: haha
rachmarieg: pooh bear with honey all over his face. giggling. and singing "bears love honey and i'm a pooh bear!" then rabbit comes over, sighing, and helps clean his face
o TinkerI3ell o: Snuffy, Big Bird, Grover, Tigger, and Piglet are all playing Hide and Seek and laughing and hugging
rachmarieg: care bears jumping around through a sprinkler in their little swimsuits. and going down a slip n' slide
o TinkerI3ell o: Smurfs working together to meet their communist goals.
rachmarieg: ha!
rachmarieg: okay, that one was just funny
o TinkerI3ell o: I try
rachmarieg: two bunnies, playing patty cake
o TinkerI3ell o: two puppies playing patty cake but one of them is missing a paw so he's sad he can't play right so Syd makes him a paw out of cookies but then the puppy eats it so Syd gives him a magic cookie and he grows a real paw
rachmarieg: that was sad
rachmarieg: a puppy without a paw!
rachmarieg: sniff
rachmarieg: a kid falls off her bike, and cries, and syd comes up and puts a bandaid ont eh boo boo, and makes the kid smile
o TinkerI3ell o: but it had a happy ending!
o TinkerI3ell o: a penguin decides that the arctic is too damn cold even for penguins and opens a sweater store.
rachmarieg: two penguins fall in love and have a big wedding
o TinkerI3ell o: a penguin and a polar bear are best friends all their live and then fall in love right before one of them is to be married much like a romantic comedy
rachmarieg: a kitten dressed up in a dress and hat
rachmarieg: in its own little apartment
o TinkerI3ell o: A ferret causing mischief. Oh what will he do next?
rachmarieg: a hamster in a tuxedo, and top hat
o TinkerI3ell o: a frog who wishes to be a broadway singer
rachmarieg: a kid gets lost in teh forest and a bear sees her, and comes and snuggles up by her to keep her warm throughout the night
o TinkerI3ell o: two birds pick up a chipmunk and fly him because he wanted to visit his chimunk family in another state for the holidays
rachmarieg: a kitten is drowning, and a dog swims over and saves it. then licks her clean, and takes her home to her family
o TinkerI3ell o: a little kitten is lost in a pumpkin patch but a kind owl helps him out and they all have a feast in the forest
rachmarieg: all the forest creatures havign a birthday party for the owl, involving tea and cake
o TinkerI3ell o: You're adorable little brother picking up the owl and looking at you and going "can we keep him, rach?"
o TinkerI3ell o: HA I used him against you
rachmarieg: ah, but is he a baby in this situation?
o TinkerI3ell o: he's 4
rachmarieg: evil! heh. mama cats knitting mittens for their kittens
o TinkerI3ell o: turtles with colds!
rachmarieg: my baby brother with chocolate all over his face!
o TinkerI3ell o: Baby Tink thinking that she would be a ballerina princess when she grew up!
rachmarieg: Baby Rachael thinking she wanted to be an artist or singer, but couldn't say her Rs, so she said "awtist and singah"
o TinkerI3ell o: DAMNIT!
rachmarieg: bwahaha!
o TinkerI3ell o: I can't beat that
rachmarieg: haha, SWEET
rachmarieg: good match
rachmarieg: hee
o TinkerI3ell o: good game. (bitch)
rachmarieg: hee!
rachmarieg: i'm so posting this on my lj, i hope you know
rachmarieg: we should share our evilness with the world
o TinkerI3ell o: heh,ok
Heh, muahaha!
