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Fucking AIM! Sorry for skipping out on you in the middle of a convo, fishy, but AIM randomly decided to die on me, and now won't reconnect. Why? No reason. Just hates me. I told you it was in cahoots with dosidella's computer! So evil!

I do, however, have that link for you. We do too have a summer!

Heh. To explain that to the rest of you, fishy has it in her head that Oregon doesn't have summers. So I told her I'd provide her a link, giving her some edumacation.

( Ahhh, I'm so bored. BORED! )

"Listen carefully, to the sound of your loneliness"

Yeah, I could edit, but I'm not gonna. Heh.

My stomach is a black hole, yo. Never satisfied. For dinner, I had chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, and corn. Then I had a vanilla milkshake, later in the evening. Yet now my stomach's all whining, like "So. . .hungry. . ."

I told my Mom about my dream last night, wherein Kim and I were shopping for food (getting Cocoa Pebbles, donuts, and trying to get cheesecake, but there was like this crowd behind me, and the cheesecake was weird looking anyway. Heh, it was like everyone wanted cheesecake. This mob of people, all "Cheesecake!"), and she said "Maybe you're the one who's pregnant. Always having cravings." So I was like "Well, if I'm pregnant, then I'm having the Lord's child. So, yeah, bettah recognize." Hee.

Speaking of pregnant women, my sister's totally showing now. It's like all of a sudden, bam, there's a belly. She can't even button her pants now. Hee. So she's walking around with her jeans unbuttoned, and a sweatshirt or t-shirt long enough to cover it. We're like "Corinne. Two words: Maternity clothes." It was sudden though. She could button them just a week ago! Except she'd unbutton them when sitting, because it was more comfortable. And my Mom told her "You'd better get some maternity stuff soon. You'll start showing soon; you're my daughter, you'll show in no time." I was like "Yeah, and she's also tiny, like you, so no doubt." Not as short as Mom and I, but still tiny.

Meanwhile there's this woman at my work who's five months along, and I seriously didn't notice until just the other week. Someone told me about a pregnant manager, and I was all "What? Who?" I saw her later that day, and couldn't see it at all. Then, that night, I saw her again, and she turned to the side, and I was like "Oh! There's the belly!" It was subtle, though. And she's pretty tall. I think I'm like to her boobs, seriously. Heh. When my Mom was pregnant with me, it was like she was pregnant from her chin to her knees. Hee. She was HUGE. If I ever have a kid, I know I'll be like that too. I saw my possible future fate with my own eyes, in High School, when a teacher there (who was exactly my height, and petite in general) got pregnant, and good Lord did she get big. By the end of it, she was all waddling around, with like the biggest stomach EVER. Hee. So cute.

I know I could have loved you, but you would not let me

Mmmm, peanut butter M&Ms. Just what I needed. *pats belly, contentedly*

( What does it say about me that I consider it a productive day because I went all of two places? )