Maybe some tiny shiny key will wash up on the shore

Hey everyone. I know I haven't been around in a long time. Part of that was because my internet wasn't working for a while, part because I've been working a lot, but mostly because I've gotten out of the habit of updating, I think. I'm sorry I haven't commented in people's journals more, though. I hope everyone's doing all right.

I've been meaning to update for a while, actually. I actually have quite a few things to talk about. ( And since I'm sitting around the house right now doing nothing, I figured it was as good a time as any. Consider yourselves warned, though. I'm still as longwinded as ever, and this puppy's long )