And in the streets the children screamed, the lovers cried, and the poets dreamed

I have some sage wisdom for everyone on my friends list today. Let's say you order a sandwich from Domino's, okay? You eat it, you enjoy it, you go to throw it out. Let's say your trash is full and it's late at night and you're being too lazy to take the garbage out. So you think to yourself, "I'll just close up the box and leave it on my counter for now."

STOP. DON'T DO IT.

You know why?

Because the next morning you'll awake to a conga line of ants sashaying through your kitchen, like "PAR-TAY!" I'm telling you, they had hats and streamers and everything. IT WAS NOT GOOD.

My neighbors probably thought I was in here getting stabbed to death, I screeched so loud.

I then promptly did my dishes and took out my garbage at full panicky freakout speed, and killed all that I saw, but that doesn't mean they're gone. Oh, no. They probably just went back to Ant Headquarters, where they could regroup and come back stronger than ever. I HATE ANTS.

Anyway, so now that I've taken deep breaths and gotten that out of the way, let's move on shall we?

I bring you today: "Five Random Reasons You Should Watch Battlestar Galactica,", complete with vidspamming. This is when you know your fan-status has reached critical mass, my friends. When you are looking up fanvids on YouTube and trying to convert people. Fanfic is probably right around the corner.

( HBICs in space. Does your show have them? )