Tortoises & gay
Aug. 9th, 2011 12:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rachg82I think it's time for a roll call of my flist to determine who is & isn't watching Rizzoli & Isles yet. Because, seriously? Double rainbow in my heart. LIKE A GAY BONES, PEOPLE. I'm saying. It's official. I have reached status level: flaily hands.
Tonight's episode? Let me break it down for y'all:
-Ass-slapping.
-Cuddling on the couch. WHAT. THEY WERE.
-"Unzip me." !!!
-Did I mention: SHE UNZIPPED HER DRESS. THEN THEY BOTH GOT NAKED.
-Maura is totes willing to ruin her shoes for herlovah bestie. That's love.
-Insert butchy pouting over heels here.
-"You look hot."
-Jane's suit is a booty call magnet; Isles got hit on twice…by women.
-THEIR FACES AFTER SHE SAYS THAT.
-Rizzoli's "date" = all about work, per her doing. Also, he was the killer. Obviously. Because them's the rules on shows like this. Exhibit A: Scully in "Never Again." Exhibit B: Brennan in "The Headless Witch in the Woods." See?
-Bicker bicker bicker, cue: family dinner. Old married couple, much?
…and then they made out. Okay, not really, but IN MY MIND, YES.
Also: Isles doesn't listen to her intestines, likes silent movies, and is here to tell you about gumshoes. Somewhere, in my dreams, there's a Bones crossover being written right. now.
Explain to me again how the show isn't doing all of the above on purpose? 'Cause, like, HONESTLY. It's just delightful. And regardless of whether they have any intention of going anywhere with it, as long as they keep the subtext going, I'm on board for the ride.
Anyway, that's all for now, since I have to be up early in the morning (for that rescheduled-five-million-times-follow-up at the naturopath's), but I'll leave y'all with a Vid of the Day by nataloa1984. Enjoy!
Tonight's episode? Let me break it down for y'all:
-Ass-slapping.
-Cuddling on the couch. WHAT. THEY WERE.
-"Unzip me." !!!
-Did I mention: SHE UNZIPPED HER DRESS. THEN THEY BOTH GOT NAKED.
-Maura is totes willing to ruin her shoes for her
-Insert butchy pouting over heels here.
-"You look hot."
-Jane's suit is a booty call magnet; Isles got hit on twice…by women.
-THEIR FACES AFTER SHE SAYS THAT.
-Rizzoli's "date" = all about work, per her doing. Also, he was the killer. Obviously. Because them's the rules on shows like this. Exhibit A: Scully in "Never Again." Exhibit B: Brennan in "The Headless Witch in the Woods." See?
-Bicker bicker bicker, cue: family dinner. Old married couple, much?
…and then they made out. Okay, not really, but IN MY MIND, YES.
Also: Isles doesn't listen to her intestines, likes silent movies, and is here to tell you about gumshoes. Somewhere, in my dreams, there's a Bones crossover being written right. now.
Explain to me again how the show isn't doing all of the above on purpose? 'Cause, like, HONESTLY. It's just delightful. And regardless of whether they have any intention of going anywhere with it, as long as they keep the subtext going, I'm on board for the ride.
Anyway, that's all for now, since I have to be up early in the morning (for that rescheduled-five-million-times-follow-up at the naturopath's), but I'll leave y'all with a Vid of the Day by nataloa1984. Enjoy!
