Tortoises & gay

[rachg82]

I think it's time for a roll call of my flist to determine who is & isn't watching Rizzoli & Isles yet. Because, seriously? Double rainbow in my heart. LIKE A GAY BONES, PEOPLE. I'm saying. It's official. I have reached status level: flaily hands.

Tonight's episode? Let me break it down for y'all:

-Ass-slapping.

-Cuddling on the couch. WHAT. THEY WERE.

-"Unzip me." !!!

-Did I mention: SHE UNZIPPED HER DRESS. THEN THEY BOTH GOT NAKED.

-Maura is totes willing to ruin her shoes for her lovah bestie. That's love.

-Insert butchy pouting over heels here.

-"You look hot."

-Jane's suit is a booty call magnet; Isles got hit on twice…by women.

-THEIR FACES AFTER SHE SAYS THAT.

-Rizzoli's "date" = all about work, per her doing. Also, he was the killer. Obviously. Because them's the rules on shows like this. Exhibit A: Scully in "Never Again." Exhibit B: Brennan in "The Headless Witch in the Woods." See?

-Bicker bicker bicker, cue: family dinner. Old married couple, much?

…and then they made out. Okay, not really, but IN MY MIND, YES.

Also: Isles doesn't listen to her intestines, likes silent movies, and is here to tell you about gumshoes. Somewhere, in my dreams, there's a Bones crossover being written right. now.

Explain to me again how the show isn't doing all of the above on purpose? 'Cause, like, HONESTLY. It's just delightful. And regardless of whether they have any intention of going anywhere with it, as long as they keep the subtext going, I'm on board for the ride.

Anyway, that's all for now, since I have to be up early in the morning (for that rescheduled-five-million-times-follow-up at the naturopath's), but I'll leave y'all with a Vid of the Day by nataloa1984. Enjoy!

Comments

[biba79.livejournal.com]

that would be a no for me. I tried watching it, saw the pilot and I couldn't stand it. I really don't like one of the actresses, so I couldn't keep watching.

But I'm glad a lot of people enjoy it!

[fourth_rose]

Sorry, never even heard of the show - but I loved the vid! :))

ETA: Whoops, sorry, Biba, that was meant as a reply to Rach...

[rachg82.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's been making the rounds with some of my fellow BSG friends, but doesn't seem to have crossed over to my Bones friends yet.

[rachg82.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, I know how that is.

[torigates.livejournal.com]

Love that Bones vid!

[rachg82.livejournal.com]

Bickering = good times.

[teachlikeroslin.livejournal.com]

I managed to catch last night's episode and laughed out loud, hard, when Maura revealed she had been hit on by two women.

Still not as gay as Xena (I just reviewed an episode where Gabrielle had a dream that she and Xena both gave birth to Xena's baby, that it came from both of them and that's . . . pretty damn gay) but it's probably the second most gay show I've ever seen. Including The L Word. (Okay, maybe not including The L Word.)

[rachg82.livejournal.com]

I loved too how Rizzoli was just all, "Really?" instead of her usual scrunchy-faced reaction to anything man-related.

One of these days I may have to give Xena a shot, ha.

[teachlikeroslin.livejournal.com]

http://www.spoilertv.com/2011/08/rizzoli-and-isles-sasha-alexander-and.html

Have you seen this?! Best video ever?

[rachg82.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I love it! I'm gonna need them to have Isles dance like that in an episode at some point.

[crystalcazzie.livejournal.com]

I've not watched Rizzoli & Isles cos they don't show it here yet, but thanks to you I'm seriously considering buying the DVDs as imports. I must see the gay Bones!

And, to comment on what was mentioned above, you really should give Xena a go. It's awesome. And very gay.

[rachg82.livejournal.com]

The cases are crap, but it's all worth it for the gay Bones, haha.