And I live in a VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER
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rachg82Oh, man. I just filled out this fucking survey, then LJ killed it. Now I have to write it all over again.
Mother. Fucker.
Full Name
All the cool kids already know, dude!
Age:
20 (21 in January like a mofo!)
Astrological Symbol:
Aquarius
Any permanent scars?
Does an oompa make![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
willothewisps cry? Yes. One or two chicken pox scars on my face, and one on my left knee from a match involving me vs. a tree. I lost. (Heh. Okay, let me explain. Camping trip to Sun River with friends and several teachers, senior year. I was walking by myself, along the river, when some bees apparently decided I was trespassing on their turf, and started flying around my head and chasing me. I'm a freak where bees are concerned, so of course I ran like a madwoman. This big, fallen tree was in my way--it was like up to my waist--and in my haste to get away from the bees, I totally scraped my knee over the bark. Ouch. Everyone laughed at me for it, though. Hee. They were all "You ran from a bee? That's how you got that? You ran from a bee, and tried to get over a big log? Ha! Well, sorry, but it's funny!"). Oh, and some on my ankles/feet from run-ins with shaving razors and evil shoes.
Visible birthmarks?
I have lots of "beauty marks" (otherwise known as moles, but a lot of them are just like dots, you can't feel them). But as for what I consider birthmarks, I have two: A faint one on the inside of my left thigh, and another faint one above my, er, special area. Or, as tink would say, COOTER!
Least favorite physical feature of yourself?
My height. Although I'm not much of a fan of my boobs and legs, either.
Favorite Physical feature?
My eyes.
Do you still have your uvula?
Um, yes? Heh.
Can you touch it with your tongue?
*eyebrow*
Footwear of choice?
When wearing jeans, I love high-heeled boots. During the summer, it's all about sandals.
Do you floss? How often? Mint or Cinnamon?
I go through phases where I turn into Flossing Girl (cinnamon, in that case), but generally I don't floss. But hey, I've never had a cavity. So there!
Ever turned your undies inside out for 2nd day of wear?
I plead the fifth. Shut up.
Can you burp the alphabet, or have you tried?
I have tried, but alas, I failed.
If you have a Cell phone, how many phone numbers are programmed in?
I am cell-phone-less.
How many of those are for restaurants or carry out places?
Sure, just rub it in.
Ever sucked on someone's toes?
Agh! AGH! (hates feet)
Do you find it erotic to be a toe sucker or suckee?
*runs off crying*
Ever hunted, killed, and consumed a living thing?
I've cried after killing bugs. That answer your question?
Favorite condiment?
Ketchup. LOVE IT.
If you could have a super power, what would it be?
To be able to fly.
If you could master a musical instrument, what would it be?
I played violin forever, but I'd love to get back to it, if I could really master it, and be great at it. I'd also like to be good at the piano, or the cello.
Favorite board game?
Monopoly, fool! Or maybe Sorry.
Ever turned a "normal" game into a drinking or strip game?
I wish.
If you could have chosen your own name, what would it have been?
I'm cool with my name. I like some other names a lot, but my name suits me.
Laundry detergent:
Whatever. Doesn't matter.
Ever been in a sledding accident? (aka toboggan accident)
Not really, but I did sort of crash into a tree with my friend in her backyard once, on her sled. Hee.
Ever get a fishhook caught in a part of you, or see someone get one caught?
I don't think so, but with all the times I've fished/been on a boat with someone fishing/been around someone fishing in a river, it's possible.
Any phobias?
Girl, please. This is me we're talking about, here.
What is a smell that takes you back to childhood?
Chlorine from an indoor pool.
Have you ever shoplifted? What did you take?
Never.
Were you the kid that ate paste, his friend, or did you just make fun of him?
I was busy enjoying myself by letting the glue dry on my hands, and peeling it off.
Ever had stitches? Why?
Nope.
Ever broken a bone?
Pinky toe on my left foot.
Extreme sports you have tried or want to try:
I'm not really an "Extreme sports participator" kind of gal. I'd rather watch.
Favorite movie quote:
"Welcome to the Maxi Pad."
First section of the Sunday paper you go for:
The comics.
Do you own any shiny shirts?
Negatory, good buddy.
The one CD you never get sick of:
"Erykah!" Word, Keen.
Person that you should call because it's been too long:
"All of the people who never call me." Stop saying what I'm going to say, you! Heh.
Favorite power tool?
Last time I used a power tool was shop class, in middle school.
Your name spelled backwards.
leahcaR
Where were your parents born?
Portland, Oregon (surrounding suburbs, for my Dad, but still), like me.
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Some pictures Keen sent me, for Christmas iconage.
What's your favorite restaurant?
I can't pick just one! But here's my local faves: Skyline Restaurant, Golden Crown, Newport Bay, and Red Robin.
Last time you swam in a pool?
This summer.
Have you ever been in a school play?
No.
Type of music you dislike most?
I can't really say. It totally depends on the artist/group.
Do you have cable?
AT&T Digital.
Have you ever ridden on a moped?
No, but I'd like to.
Ever prank call anybody?
My friends and I would prank call friends and ex-friends all the time, in like the 8th grade.
Ever get a parking ticket?
That would necessitate me driving.
Furthest place you ever traveled?
Boston, when I was four.
Do you have a garden?
Not personally, but my Mom loves plants and flowers.
What's your favorite comic strip?
Don't really have one, actually.
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
No. Damn't. I used to. I'm blanking after "bright stars." But I know that if someone were here with me right now, singing it, I'd be all "Oh! Right" and could sing along.
Bath or Shower, morning or night?
Shower, whenever I'm getting ready to go out.
Best movie you've seen in the past month?
I haven't seen a movie in the past month. What's up with that?
Favorite pizza topping?
Pepperoni.
Chips or popcorn?
Chips.
What color lipstick do you usually wear?
Feldspar, by Garden Botanika.
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
The hell?
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Ha! As if.
Orange or Apple juice?
Orange.
Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
Mom, Joe, my sister and her boyfriend. Golden Crown.
Favorite type chocolate bar?
It's a tie between Kit Kats and Rieces Peanut Butter Cups.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Like, a whole one? Other than pieces which have slipped into my sauce maybe, I'd say when I was like ten. I went through a phase where I'd eat cheeseburgers with everything on it. Then went back to the ketchup only. Why? No idea.
Have you ever won a trophy?
No. *sniff*
Are you a good cook?
I make one Hell of a mean frozen pizza!
Do you know how to pump your own gas?
A. I don't have a license. B. I live in Oregon. No self-serve, yo.
Ever order an article from an infomercial?
No.
Sprite or 7-up?
7-up, I think.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
When I worked at Blockbuster.
Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
Effexor, probably.
Ever throw up in public?
Public restroom, yeah. And I have a vague memory of throwing up on a desk in elementary school, but I can't tell if I really remember that or only think I do. Stupid, undependable memory.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
Wait. Find, as in catch it, right? Better be catch, if I'm giving up being a millionaire for it.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not sure.
Ever call a 1-900 number?
No.
Can exes be friends?
In some cases, sure. But it's certainly not possible for everyone.
Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
My Mom.
Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
I wasn't Sasquatch, but I had hair, yeah.
What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
Oh, man. My all-time? I'm way too indecisive for this shit. I always LOVED Chris Farley's Motivational Speaker though. And Church Lady, and absolutely anything involving Will Farrell and/or Cheri O'Teri. Whoo, sex can wait! MAS-TUR-BATE! Hee.
What was the name of your first pet?
Tabitha, who's still alive.
Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
Go on the internet. Listen to music.
What is one thing you are grateful for today?
That I don't work tomorrow.
Mother. Fucker.
Full Name
All the cool kids already know, dude!
Age:
20 (21 in January like a mofo!)
Astrological Symbol:
Aquarius
Any permanent scars?
Does an oompa make
willothewisps cry? Yes. One or two chicken pox scars on my face, and one on my left knee from a match involving me vs. a tree. I lost. (Heh. Okay, let me explain. Camping trip to Sun River with friends and several teachers, senior year. I was walking by myself, along the river, when some bees apparently decided I was trespassing on their turf, and started flying around my head and chasing me. I'm a freak where bees are concerned, so of course I ran like a madwoman. This big, fallen tree was in my way--it was like up to my waist--and in my haste to get away from the bees, I totally scraped my knee over the bark. Ouch. Everyone laughed at me for it, though. Hee. They were all "You ran from a bee? That's how you got that? You ran from a bee, and tried to get over a big log? Ha! Well, sorry, but it's funny!"). Oh, and some on my ankles/feet from run-ins with shaving razors and evil shoes.Visible birthmarks?
I have lots of "beauty marks" (otherwise known as moles, but a lot of them are just like dots, you can't feel them). But as for what I consider birthmarks, I have two: A faint one on the inside of my left thigh, and another faint one above my, er, special area. Or, as tink would say, COOTER!
Least favorite physical feature of yourself?
My height. Although I'm not much of a fan of my boobs and legs, either.
Favorite Physical feature?
My eyes.
Do you still have your uvula?
Um, yes? Heh.
Can you touch it with your tongue?
*eyebrow*
Footwear of choice?
When wearing jeans, I love high-heeled boots. During the summer, it's all about sandals.
Do you floss? How often? Mint or Cinnamon?
I go through phases where I turn into Flossing Girl (cinnamon, in that case), but generally I don't floss. But hey, I've never had a cavity. So there!
Ever turned your undies inside out for 2nd day of wear?
I plead the fifth. Shut up.
Can you burp the alphabet, or have you tried?
I have tried, but alas, I failed.
If you have a Cell phone, how many phone numbers are programmed in?
I am cell-phone-less.
How many of those are for restaurants or carry out places?
Sure, just rub it in.
Ever sucked on someone's toes?
Agh! AGH! (hates feet)
Do you find it erotic to be a toe sucker or suckee?
*runs off crying*
Ever hunted, killed, and consumed a living thing?
I've cried after killing bugs. That answer your question?
Favorite condiment?
Ketchup. LOVE IT.
If you could have a super power, what would it be?
To be able to fly.
If you could master a musical instrument, what would it be?
I played violin forever, but I'd love to get back to it, if I could really master it, and be great at it. I'd also like to be good at the piano, or the cello.
Favorite board game?
Monopoly, fool! Or maybe Sorry.
Ever turned a "normal" game into a drinking or strip game?
I wish.
If you could have chosen your own name, what would it have been?
I'm cool with my name. I like some other names a lot, but my name suits me.
Laundry detergent:
Whatever. Doesn't matter.
Ever been in a sledding accident? (aka toboggan accident)
Not really, but I did sort of crash into a tree with my friend in her backyard once, on her sled. Hee.
Ever get a fishhook caught in a part of you, or see someone get one caught?
I don't think so, but with all the times I've fished/been on a boat with someone fishing/been around someone fishing in a river, it's possible.
Any phobias?
Girl, please. This is me we're talking about, here.
What is a smell that takes you back to childhood?
Chlorine from an indoor pool.
Have you ever shoplifted? What did you take?
Never.
Were you the kid that ate paste, his friend, or did you just make fun of him?
I was busy enjoying myself by letting the glue dry on my hands, and peeling it off.
Ever had stitches? Why?
Nope.
Ever broken a bone?
Pinky toe on my left foot.
Extreme sports you have tried or want to try:
I'm not really an "Extreme sports participator" kind of gal. I'd rather watch.
Favorite movie quote:
"Welcome to the Maxi Pad."
First section of the Sunday paper you go for:
The comics.
Do you own any shiny shirts?
Negatory, good buddy.
The one CD you never get sick of:
"Erykah!" Word, Keen.
Person that you should call because it's been too long:
"All of the people who never call me." Stop saying what I'm going to say, you! Heh.
Favorite power tool?
Last time I used a power tool was shop class, in middle school.
Your name spelled backwards.
leahcaR
Where were your parents born?
Portland, Oregon (surrounding suburbs, for my Dad, but still), like me.
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Some pictures Keen sent me, for Christmas iconage.
What's your favorite restaurant?
I can't pick just one! But here's my local faves: Skyline Restaurant, Golden Crown, Newport Bay, and Red Robin.
Last time you swam in a pool?
This summer.
Have you ever been in a school play?
No.
Type of music you dislike most?
I can't really say. It totally depends on the artist/group.
Do you have cable?
AT&T Digital.
Have you ever ridden on a moped?
No, but I'd like to.
Ever prank call anybody?
My friends and I would prank call friends and ex-friends all the time, in like the 8th grade.
Ever get a parking ticket?
That would necessitate me driving.
Furthest place you ever traveled?
Boston, when I was four.
Do you have a garden?
Not personally, but my Mom loves plants and flowers.
What's your favorite comic strip?
Don't really have one, actually.
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
No. Damn't. I used to. I'm blanking after "bright stars." But I know that if someone were here with me right now, singing it, I'd be all "Oh! Right" and could sing along.
Bath or Shower, morning or night?
Shower, whenever I'm getting ready to go out.
Best movie you've seen in the past month?
I haven't seen a movie in the past month. What's up with that?
Favorite pizza topping?
Pepperoni.
Chips or popcorn?
Chips.
What color lipstick do you usually wear?
Feldspar, by Garden Botanika.
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
The hell?
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Ha! As if.
Orange or Apple juice?
Orange.
Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
Mom, Joe, my sister and her boyfriend. Golden Crown.
Favorite type chocolate bar?
It's a tie between Kit Kats and Rieces Peanut Butter Cups.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Like, a whole one? Other than pieces which have slipped into my sauce maybe, I'd say when I was like ten. I went through a phase where I'd eat cheeseburgers with everything on it. Then went back to the ketchup only. Why? No idea.
Have you ever won a trophy?
No. *sniff*
Are you a good cook?
I make one Hell of a mean frozen pizza!
Do you know how to pump your own gas?
A. I don't have a license. B. I live in Oregon. No self-serve, yo.
Ever order an article from an infomercial?
No.
Sprite or 7-up?
7-up, I think.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
When I worked at Blockbuster.
Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
Effexor, probably.
Ever throw up in public?
Public restroom, yeah. And I have a vague memory of throwing up on a desk in elementary school, but I can't tell if I really remember that or only think I do. Stupid, undependable memory.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
Wait. Find, as in catch it, right? Better be catch, if I'm giving up being a millionaire for it.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not sure.
Ever call a 1-900 number?
No.
Can exes be friends?
In some cases, sure. But it's certainly not possible for everyone.
Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
My Mom.
Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
I wasn't Sasquatch, but I had hair, yeah.
What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
Oh, man. My all-time? I'm way too indecisive for this shit. I always LOVED Chris Farley's Motivational Speaker though. And Church Lady, and absolutely anything involving Will Farrell and/or Cheri O'Teri. Whoo, sex can wait! MAS-TUR-BATE! Hee.
What was the name of your first pet?
Tabitha, who's still alive.
Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
Go on the internet. Listen to music.
What is one thing you are grateful for today?
That I don't work tomorrow.
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Date: 2002-12-12 09:03 am (UTC)Dude, I used to love doing that! I would pretend to be pulling my skin off. Hee.
Also, for the record? Oompas do not just make me cry. There are several stages. First there is the screaming, then there is the crying, then there is the rocking back and forth in a fetal position.