It's NAKED TIME!

[rachg82]

Hee, um, yeah, that subject heading is totally random. But I couldn't think of any creative one that would be relevant, and I hate not having one, so there you go. Whoever can guess where I got that from, wins a cookie from Syd.

Today was one of those days, where I was annoyed by like everything. My shirt, my bra, my hair. One of those days, where you want to just rip everything off your body, and sprawl naked across your bed. Like "ahhh." I have those days, anyway. Didn't help, that I had to dust all the racks in misses and petites. Yeah, what a blast that is, when you have a cold, and bad allergies to dust to begin with. Fun! So I was all fidgety, sweaty, and wiping my runny nose every second. That was a lovely, stabbing pain in the asshole, lemme tell ya.

Was also feeling dissatisfied by my body, today. And all that shit. Meh. A coworker asked me if I'd gotten my hair dyed though, and that was nice (it hasn't been done since late June), 'cause she was all "it looks so good, today!". But some insensitive ho yelled to a friend "Look at her! She makes so and so look big!" as I walked by, at work. Like, an adult woman, mind you. I hate people, sometimes.

Came home, ate a couple fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies, from McDonalds (how much do I love those cookies?), and got much enjoyment from talking to dosidella for a couple hours. I love how she gets my random humor. I can make a joke about us becoming pirates, and she gets it, and runs with it. Tonight, we spent a good while discussing the imaginary lives of the commissioners of Portland. Hee.

rachmarieg: http://www.ci.portland.or.us/
rachmarieg: ta da!
Dosidella: hee
rachmarieg: hee, check out the pic of hte commissioner
rachmarieg: what a geek
rachmarieg: all three of them
Dosidella: hee
Dosidella: he really is
rachmarieg: all three are!
Dosidella: well, yes
Dosidella: all of them are geeks!
rachmarieg: hee! i know!
rachmarieg: it's like bad yearbook pics
Dosidella: you have geeks for commissioners!
Dosidella: oh my God, it totally is!
Dosidella: and next to the pictures, it should be like "chess club, golf team"
rachmarieg: this is fun. hee. i'm like "ooh, a rose festival? that should be fun!"
rachmarieg: haha
Dosidella: hee
rachmarieg: i bet Dan was totally on the newspaper
Dosidella: he totally was
rachmarieg: erik was huge on chess
rachmarieg: and magic cards
rachmarieg: except they didn't have htose then
rachmarieg: dungeons and dragons, then
Dosidella: i was just about to say that
rachmarieg: jim played atari
Dosidella: they got together in erik's basement every friday to play d&d
rachmarieg: hee
rachmarieg: poor vera, she's so happy, i feel bad making fun of her
rachmarieg: i can't
Dosidella: jim asked this girl to homecoming, and when she said no, he hired his brother's friend to key her car, and on the night of the dance, he stayed home and ate chicken and stars and cried into it.
Dosidella: aww
rachmarieg: hee!
rachmarieg: chicken and stars!
rachmarieg: and watched star wars
rachmarieg: and dreamed of his own princess leia
Dosidella: absolutely
Dosidella: this is way too much fun
rachmarieg: erik dressed up like star trek people
rachmarieg: you know he did!
rachmarieg: i can totally see him with spock ears
Dosidella: erik is still a trekkie, yo. i see him at cons a lot.
rachmarieg: hee!
Dosidella: er, not that i go to them, um, i, like, heard he was there
rachmarieg: he's wearing a trekkie outfit under his suit, in that pic
rachmarieg: doyou go to trek conventions???
Dosidella: no?
Dosidella: heh, no
rachmarieg: *desperately holding in laughter*
rachmarieg: hee, okiay
rachmarieg: what about gary?
rachmarieg: he's one of those teens, who was 30 at 18
Dosidella: totally.
rachmarieg: like, he was never a teenager
Dosidella: he started filling out college aps in, like, preschool
rachmarieg: hee. no, he was a kid. but then he got all man-ish, like right away
Dosidella: ahh, i see
rachmarieg: and he thought he knew everything, in class
rachmarieg: i knew these kids
Dosidella: he sat in front row. in the center.
Dosidella: and raised his hand before the teacher finished asking the question.
rachmarieg: and answered long-windedly, annoying the teacher with his rambles
Dosidella: and they were only tangentially related
rachmarieg: like "heidegger siad this, and bla bla bla"
rachmarieg: as the class sighed
Dosidella: and he was WRONG
rachmarieg: hee! yes, or he was right, but in a pointless way
rachmarieg: like "i'm so smart"
Dosidella: like, "the sky is blue!"
Dosidella: except he said some fancy word for blue
rachmarieg: right, like someone's all "what color is the sky?"
rachmarieg: and he waould start explaining pigments
rachmarieg: yes!
Dosidella: or he repeated exactly what the teacher said, and a put a question mark on it
rachmarieg: gary looks like he wants you to lie down on a couch, and tell him about your dreams
Dosidella: hee!
rachmarieg: he's totally freudian
rachmarieg: erik never grew up
rachmarieg: poor erik
Dosidella: like, "you dreamt about your dog dying because you're horny"
Dosidella: except he used some fancy word for horny
Dosidella: aww, let's cry for erik, yo.
rachmarieg: erik wears superman pajamas
rachmarieg: and sleeps ina bunkbed, in his mom's house
Dosidella: he still plays d&d in his basement. except alone now.
rachmarieg: oh, that is so sad
Dosidella: i know!
Dosidella: he needs a hug
Dosidella: you hug him
rachmarieg: dan lives in an apartment, furnished by 80s style furniture
rachmarieg: he thinks it's cool
Dosidella: well, dan's a loser
rachmarieg: look how he's cocking his head in the pic
rachmarieg: like "heeeey"
rachmarieg: he so wants to do that gun thing with his hand
Dosidella: he's all night at the roxbury about it
rachmarieg: hee!
rachmarieg: he wears miami vice jackets
Dosidella: he sucks his thumb when no one's looking
rachmarieg: jim's in the closet
rachmarieg: he's totally a bottom
Dosidella: ohhh he IS!
Dosidella: he is so flaming
rachmarieg: like, smoke is coming from my computer
Dosidella: like, i have second degree burns just looking at his picture
rachmarieg: heeeee
rachmarieg: we could make s'mores!
Dosidella: hee!
rachmarieg: i cna't imagine vera as a teenager
rachmarieg: she would've been so weird
Dosidella: she was a hippy
Dosidella: and a little hippy, too
rachmarieg: you know, i never thought that before, but she totally was!!!
rachmarieg: it so fits
Dosidella: she was all about peace and love and stop the war, but then she sold out to be mayor
Dosidella: so sad
rachmarieg: aw, but she's a democrat
Dosidella: but still!
rachmarieg: she was never full on hippy
Dosidella: she was a poser
rachmarieg: she was a good, jewish girl. interested in the environment
rachmarieg: she wanted to help people
Dosidella: is she helping people now?
Dosidella: as mayor?
Dosidella: i can't tell.
rachmarieg: i think she tries, but she's a little naive
rachmarieg: and stuck in red tape
Dosidella: aww
Dosidella: i feel bad for her
rachmarieg: hee
Dosidella: poor vera
rachmarieg: i think she's happy
Dosidella: she looks so enthusiastic, too!
Dosidella: probably
rachmarieg: she's one of those women that comes into sears, and is all happy about the ugly suits
Dosidella: people get happy over ugly suits?
Dosidella: huh
rachmarieg: old women, who come in and are like "ooh, this is nice!"
rachmarieg: and i'm like biting my lip
Dosidella: awww
Dosidella: because it makes them so happy
rachmarieg: totally
Dosidella: you can't be like, "it's UGLY, yo"
rachmarieg: hee, no
Dosidella: because that would crush them
Dosidella: awww
rachmarieg: especially not as an employee
Dosidella: oh, right
Dosidella: heh
rachmarieg: i have to be like "yeah, that's a nice color"
Dosidella: i have to do that when i shop with my grandma
Dosidella: so i understand
rachmarieg: vera would've been a principal, if she hadn't been mayor