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[rachg82]

-I will die on Nov. 26th (hey, my favorite number! Coincidence? Or is it???), 2048, at 66 years old. Most likely from cancer. Sounds right. Both Grandparents on my Dad's side died of cancer, and my Grandpa on my Mom's side had it twice (once in his thirties, the second time around seventy. Yeah, I can't believe he beat it a second time at that age, either)

-I am 79% pure.

-The sex test I didn't even bother taking, because it told me I'd have sex at nineteen, last time. I wish you weren't a liar, spark.com.

-Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

52% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Hee.

-I am 65% rock-solid friend. It actually asked me if I was a virgo. I feel vaguely insulted! Heh.

-I took the RealAge test at emode, and apparently I'm 24.1. Interesting.

-I should spend the holidays with my "Zen Friend" (emode). Ha! Dosi, tell me you're not laughing at that! How perfect.

-And, on the Temptation Test (emode). . .

Your scale definitely tips to the "indulge me" side. If you really want something, you will always find a way to rationalize having it. Hence your name — the Rationalizer.

Don't get us wrong, you have great intentions and definitely exercise your self-control when a temptation could have a harmful or hurtful impact on someone else. But, when it's all about you, the pleasure-seeking monster inside rears its head and can provide a justification for just about anything you want. And the funny thing is, it'll always seem to make a lot of sense! Whether it's because you "had a bad day," or you just "haven't done it in so long," you'll manage to convince yourself the temptation is actually a need. We commend you on your power of persuasion.

Heh, totally.

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[miiiike.livejournal.com]

Dude! I love The Spark!

I am, like, 44% pure, 27% bastard, and fuck, I forget the rest. I'm also going to die at 79.