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It's a nice seven hundred odd dollar dress. Da-amn. Wedding gowns are so expensive, it really is ridiculous. I mean, people always say a price is ridiculous when it's even a little high, but no. Anything and everything to do with a wedding is truly ridiculously overpriced. How could a dress possibly cost that much to make? I mean, Hell, my prom dress had more detail and stuff than this one, and it cost almost five hundred dollars less. It's a good fabric, but still. Come on.

Anyway, I really like it. All the ones we saw at this other bridal shop we hit first were pretty, but just not right. Lots of sequins and stuff, and they just didn't really say Corinne. The one we picked is unique, and elegant. It's white (heh, so many LIES![/frau farbissino voice]) We were laughing about it there, like "Do they have maternity wedding dresses? Would they even bother having them come in white?" She was like "I feel so scandalous!" Hee), strapless (which really shows off her shoulders and skin tone), goes down scandalously low in the back (hee, okay not that low, but I feel like using that word again. Scandalous!), has a small/medium sized train and is kind of poofy but not too poofy at the bottom. There are some sequins, but not like all over, like some of the dresses. They just form this nice design on the top, and then some more on the bottom. It's pretty. I believe it's satin, but I'm not sure. And there's this interesting wrap thing around the middle. It looked really weird on the hanger, but the salesperson was like "No, trust me, this looks wonderful once you put it on." and it did.

My sister was funny about it being strapless, she was like "I don't know if I can do strapless." Girl, please. If my 34A ass self can do strapless, so can you. She's so mental, when it comes to her bust. She thinks she has no boobs. I'm like "Have you SEEN yourself in the mirror, lately? Shit." Mom and I were messing with her over it, and she was like "They need to be BIGGER!" Hee. She was like "I need the Titty Fairy!" Heh! Um, no. If anyone in this family needs the Titty Fairy, it would be me. Thanks.

Hee, Titty Fairy. What, like you wake up, and there's just these two boobs underneath your pillow? They're all wide-eyed and bushy-tailed, "Good Morning! Life is beautiful!" Hahaha. Okay, everyone here who knows Dane Cook's stuff is laughing with me, and everyone else is probably just giving me an *eyebrow*. That's okay, I'm used to it. Heh.

Speaking of stand-up, tonight is a damn good night for it. At eight (PST), Sue Murphy is on, then Wanda Sykes (the half-hour special), then Sabrina Matthews, and Kathleen Madigan. Madigan doesn't make me laugh that much, and Matthews isn't hilarious, but I still like her, and I love Sykes and Murphy. Then, at ten, Wanda Sykes's new hour-long one premieres. Hell yeah, jigga! And, after that? They're playing Maria Bamford! I flove her. Everytime I think of this little bit, I start laughing:

Crazy Cult Lady: What are you scared of?
Maria: Bears
CCL: Sigh. What are you scared of, Maria?
Maria: The North American Grizzley.
CCL: What do you want?
Maria: A new car.
CCL: No. No, Maria. What do you really want?
Maria: Like, a new, new car? That runs on dreams and stardust?

Hahaha! LOVE her.